benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
ah yes that large muscular man is very attractive but how would he look in lacy lingerie
wow there is so much anime i haven’t finished yet
let’s start another
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
- JUST DON’T DO IT
I love being able to order pizza online
*takes a deep breath* I will not let this fictional character ruin me
failed step one
figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."
i think about this sometimes, and i still buy ungodly amounts of them. i figure, who fucking cares? having a tiny army of my favorite characters makes me happy.