Nintendo - by Frederik Wiedel
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You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks
a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground
0/10
man gets lost in seaside town and refuses to ask for directions
Another japanese puzzle game about murder
You just wander around in a desert, forever
1. Risk your life fighting huge-ass monsters all because some girl wants one of their feathers and other shit like that.
2. You get dropped in the middle of somewhere unknown with nothing and you’re expected to survive and build things, but the game otherwise has no goal.
a mario game with retarded aliens as the villains and final fantasy rip offs everywhere
you put animals in balls and go to gyms.
You’re a really bad secret agent that doesn’t know how to do anything but angst and get manipulated by a cult leader and religious zealots. You get blamed for murdering someone in the Parliment because you’re an idiot.
Everyone does everything for you and sometimes you fight dragons and giant crabs and get lost in the forest. For some reason you are the best candidate to become the next cult leader and then you just disappear because of that whole murder thing.
You’re a dumbass kid stuck on an island and you build a raft with your friends to get off the island because it sucks there but then a huge shadow monster ruins everything and your friends get lost and you have to wander around with some annoying talking animals as you hop through different worlds looking for those losers all while using a stupid giant key to kill more fucking monsters.
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