"Let’s make out, senpai, k, k?"
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
…did i just witness a three-way crossover
yes i did
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
can we talk about the Boggart scene in Prisoner of Azkaban because
this is what Parvati fears the most
and then, to turn it into something amusing, she turns it into this
thAT CLOWN IS FUCKIIN TERRIFYING HOW COULD YOU THINK IT WAS FUNNY