i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
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“WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are comfortable with the content of this site.” *confirms* *it is actually a web page of taxes and bills. I see things about the stock market that I don’t understand. This is a truly adult site and I was not prepared*
(Source: superhighschoollevelmisandry)
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I am so done with everyone on this site.
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With all my powers I couldn’t caption this one if you paid me….
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I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE BECAUSE THEY HAD THE WEINER DOG RACES DOWN IN BUDA TEXAS AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE A THEME AN THIS YEAR IT WAS LES WIENERABLES
(Source: martinfreeman)
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
I’m pretty sure someone beat me to this one, but. I couldn’t just not post it.
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