you darn kids with your falling boys and your panicked discos and your romantic chemicals
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
15 year old kids are out having sex, smoking weed, and partying.
when i was 15, i was flying through the air, getting my limbs bitten off while trying to avenge my mother’s death.
he’s so expressive
Girl Maces Dude For Being Rude (by RuthlessTelevison)
That arrogant piece of shit cracker got what he deserved.
If a woman can be blamed for getting assaulted just for walking down the street, a man sure as fuck deserves the blame for provoking the shit out of a woman. It’s just mace, less than a kick to the nuts.
This reblog is dedicated to all the arrogant asshole White boys who randomly ruin my evenings out in this fucking city.
lol her sing off at the end hahaha dead.
“signed, sealed, delivered…" she walked out singing some stevie wonder. haha.
OMG and the cashier’s is just like “you might want to go to the bathroom and wash your eyes out.”
This breathed life into me.
From the taking her precious time buying more muffins after his snarky asshole comments just to show him off to the way she sang as she strutted out the store.
The cashier just being like “You might wanna go to the bathroom and wash your eyes out…” as the dude stumbles around with his cash clutched in his fists.
THIS WOMAN IS GOD <3
Ugh, don’t read the youtube comments. Bunch of racist fucks in there…
Kids today are so spoiled. Back in my day we had to fap to Giovanni’s mysterious silhouette and now he just runs around willy-nilly in a goddamn Speedo.
I’m honestly laughing so hard at this my bird flew away from me in disgust
if youre a mosquito unfollow me right now