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he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”
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wow chubby babies are literally the cutest I could just eat them up
ok wow my url definitely makes this problematic
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i need that no soliciting one.
I also need the soliciting one.
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Was your ass forged by Sauron?
Because that shit looks precious.‘I cannot understand the fiery letters,’ he said.
‘No, but I can,’ Gandalf answered. ‘The letters are Asslish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Sphinctor, which I shall not utter here. But in the common tongue this is what it says:’
“One butt to shake it all, one butt to grind them.
One butt to drop down low and to the dance floor bind them.”
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The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
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i want a chinese tattoo that means ‘i don’t know’ so people will just give up on asking the meaning
“Which one?” also works…
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