LOOK AT YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
NOW LOOK AT ME
NOW BACK AT YOUR CANDIDATE
NOW BACK TO ME
SADLY, YOUR CANDIDATE IS NOT ME
BUT IF HE HAD A BRAIN, HE MIGHT NOT BE A TREMENDOUS DOUCHEBAG
LOOK IN YOUR HAND
LOOK BACK UP
I HAVE IT
IT’S RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE, NOT JUST RICH WHITE CHRISTIAN MEN
LOOK AGAIN
THE RIGHTS ARE NOW LAWS
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOUR PRESIDENT ISN’T A PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEWAFFLE
I’M IN THE WHITE HOUSE
UH-MAZING.
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“When he give me that look”:
“When He give me that look”:
“Then the panties comin off off”:
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(↑ Exercised some “creative license” with this one, clearly.)
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