cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene

tagged as → #harry potter #omg

consultingdemon:

poorhornycat:

melifair:

notahotlibrarian:

thewriterchick:

electricalice:

Inspired by this post by Agentdarcy. (I had more fun doing this than I ought to)

MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK

MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK

AMERICAN BOOTY

AMERICAN BOOTY

*dies laughing*

This is adorable. That is all :)

/CRIES

THERE IS A CARE BEAR DRESSED AS LOKI

tagged as → #thor #marvel #fanart #omg

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

tagged as → #gordon ramsay #omg

beksboys:

imagine if this chapter was just sebastian being rlly angry about crying

tagged as → #kuroshitsuji #anime #fanart #omg
flutterbyesandpollywogs:

shepherd0821:

MLP 4koma 58.


XD pfffft…. There is too much truth here

flutterbyesandpollywogs:

shepherd0821:

MLP 4koma 58.

XD pfffft….
There is too much truth here

(Source: retiredpyramidhead)

tagged as → #my little pony #fanart #omg
awkward-fallen-angel:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?
morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.


i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

Why Canada? Why?

awkward-fallen-angel:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

Why Canada? Why?

(Source: weirdbooksifind)

tagged as → #lolcanada #omg #nsfw
Reblog - Posted 1 month ago with 11 notes
tagged as → #50 shades of crap #omg #personal

(Source: itscoffeeprincess)

tagged as → #omg
the first three words you see are what you want in life

bukakkemonogatari:

image

tagged as → #anal booty sex #omg #it true

bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

tagged as → #omg #puns #science